Day 5

1.I buried my wife's mother
In a village two men met, one of them was all scratched on his face:
-Good day, how do you do?
-Ah, I'm fine. I just buried my wife's mother.
-I'm so sorry. But why do you look so dreadful?
-She opposed.


2. Just wondering
An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.
When the teenager was tired of being stared at, he sarcastically asked:
-What’s the matter, old man? Never did anything wild in your life?
The old man did not bat an eye when he responded,
-I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.


3. Why it's necessary to be quiet in church?
A school teacher asked her little
children, as they were on the way to church on sunday:
-And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied:
-Because people are sleeping.


4. How old am I?
In the deduction class at a college the teacher says:
-The school is 30 feet tall and 60 feet long. How old am I? Yes, George.
-44, sir.
-Amazing, how did you deduced that?
-Well, I have a neighbor half lunatic than you and he's 22.