Day 3

1. Seeking keys
A drunk was seeking something under a light pole. A man was walking there and asked him:
-Did you loose something?
-I lost the keys of my house.
-I can help you find 'em.
And they started to seek. After 30 minutes:
-Are you sure you lost your keys here?
-No, I lost them under that light pole but there is no light.


2. Potato garden

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Brandon, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

"Dear Brandon,
I am feeling pretty bad and it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love Dad"
A few days later he received a letter from his son.

"Dear Dad,
For God's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES. Love Brandon"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

"Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love Brandon."

3. Escape
A man phoned a mental hospital and asked:
-Is there anybody in Room 13-A?
The receptionist replied:
-No, sir, that room is empty.
-Great! said the man. That means I really did escape!


4. In a holiday
Being in a holiday at a mountain region, a middle age couple were in their hotel room when she says:
-Look darling, we can see a deer at the window.
-First, that's not a deer, it's a cow. And second, you're not at the window you're at the mirror.