Day 2

1. In a beautiful morning
In a beautiful morning three friends decided to go to a picnic. After four hours:
-I'm bored, said one. Why don't we play golf?
-That's the greatest idea I heard today. Ican find three sticks.
-I have a ball in my car. All we need now is a hole.
-Don't even think about it! I don't give you any hole....


2. In a tavern
In a tavern in a port an old pirate ask the bartender:
-What is this watery juice in my plate?
-It's soup, sir.
-Ha, I sailed half a century trough soup and I didn't know?!


3. Tow hunters
Tow hunters were following a deer in a forest when one of them saw a hang glider:
- Mike, look over there on the sky. What is that mighty beast?
- I don't know, I'll shot it.
A few seconds later:
-Ahh..... C'mon. You didn't hit it. that should be our trophy now. Why didn't you aim first?
-I didn't hit it but at least the beast dropped the man from it's claws.


4. Three men in a cell
Three men were talking in a cell at jail:
-What did you do to get here?
-I killed a man with the car. You?
-I broke a window at work.
-What? shouted the other two. Where did you work?
-On a submarine!