Day 6

1. The magic lamp
One day a man spotted a lamp on the roadside. He picked it up, he rubbed it and a genius appeared.
-You found my lamp so I'll grant you your fondest wish. the genius said
The man thought for a moment then said:
-I want a spectacular job. A job that no man has ever had or has ever even dared try.
POOF!!...
-Good, the genius said. Now you are a housewife.


2. A helpful priest
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the doorbell is just out of his reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks:
 -And now what, my little man?
To which the boy turns and yells:
-NOW WE RUN!

3. 105 sheep
A blonde paints her hair in black and goes to a sheep farm. She says to the farmer:
-If I tell you the correct number of sheep you own, will you give me one?
-All right!
-105!
-Amazing! How did you know?
-Intuition! Now let me choose a sheep.
After she put her animal in the car the farmer asks her:
-If I tell you the natural color of your hair, will you give me back my dog?...


4. A police chase
It was 2:00 a.m. and a California Highway Patrol officer was sitting behind a billboard, eating a donut and watching his radar gun. Suddenly, WHOOOOOM!!!! A car speeds past him topping out at 104 miles per hour. The cop jumps in his car and chases after the reckless driver.
He sees the speeding car weaving all over the road, and when the cop put on his siren, the driver panicked and drove into the oncoming traffic lane. He zoomed past cars and trucks, all frantically skidding and honking their horns. Somehow the cop was able to keep pace with the guy, and the driver did a 180 and drove in the opposite direction. The cop did a U-Turn and followed the car, and watched the guy break through a guard rail, over a cliff and land safely on the road below, only to have the car engine start smoking and die.
The cop scrambled down the cliff to find the driver staggering out of his car, obviously drunk.
-Are you drunk or something? he screamed at the driver.
-Of course, replied the guy, You think I’d ride this scary roller-coaster sober?