Day 7

1. The rabbit, the beaver and the hipo
After he smoked some drugs, a rabbit lie was lying on the grass on the bank of a lake. A beaver comes to him and asks;
-What happened to you, rabbit?
-I smoked some drugs. Want a few? Hey, beaver, wouldn't be cool to smoke some, keep your breath, swim to the other bank and only there to expire?
The beaver do so. On the other bank the beaver expired and fell on the grass with a large smile on his face. A hipo comes to the beaver and asks:
-What happened to you, beaver?
The beaver gives the hipo the explanation and the hipo goes to the other bank to see what's up. When he sees him, the rabbit scared and yelled:
-EXPIRE, beaver, I told you expire!


2. Who wants his ass kicked?
A man enters into a bar and asks:
-Who wants his ass kicked?
A huge guy stands up and says:
-I want!!
-Then go around the bar corner. I got my ass kicked there.


3. Guess who am I?
Two friends met on the street. One of was covered with bandages ,had a broken leg. He looked dreadful.
-What happened to you? the other said. Did a car hit you?
-No, it's because of my new hobby.
-What hobby?
-Each week, about 4 o'clock in the morning, I dial a phone nomber, random, and say: "Sucker, guess who am I!"
-And?
-And last week someone was right.


4. The three bats
Three vampire bats were hanging of a tree branch. One of 'em goes and comes back half an hour later covered with blood.
-What happened to you? the others said.
-Do you see that dead sheep over there? I sucked all its blood.
Another one goes and comes back 20 minutes later covered with blood too.
-What happened to you?
-Do you see that cow over there? I slained it.
The third one goes and comes back 10 minutes later covered with blood too.
-What did you eat?
-Nothing! Do you see that tower?
-Yes!
-Well, I didn't see it.