Day 8

1. The giant rgg
In a household a hen produce a huge egg. The media and all others gatheredto that house to see the egg and ask the hen how did see succeed it
-Miss hen, how did you do it?
-Family  secret!
-Any future plans?
-I wanna produce a bigger one!
-Mister rooster, how did your wife do it?
-Family  secret!
-Any future plans?
-To kick the ass of the ostrich!


2. At hunting
A hunter's wife asked her husband to take her at hunting with her:
-All right, darling, I will, but first you must remember that each time you see some movementyou must shot. After shot you must go andtake the prey before another hunter do that.
Next weekend they go into a nearby forestand decide to get separated. After half an hour the husband hears a shot andruns fast to the place he heard it. He sees then his wife fighting for a reindeer with an ranger.
-All right, lady, all right. The reindeer is yours but let me take the saddle off it.


3. The German, the Russian and the Jew
In a bar, three friends met, a German, a Russian and a Jew. Each order a beer. After drinking from his beer, the German says:
-I have lots of money. I think I'll buy Microsoft.
-I swim in money too, the Russian said. I'll want to buy Apple.
Aftersmoking a few and drinking from his beer, the Jew says:
-No luck, gentleman. I don't sell them.


4. How to organize the money
A orthodox priest, a catholic priest and a rabbi were talking about how toorganiye the money in their church/temple.
The catholic priest:
-I have a very good methode. I draw a line on the ground and I throw the money in the air. What fall on the right side is for God and church, and what is on left is for me.
The orthodox priest:
-I have a better methode. I draw a circle on the ground and I throw the money in the air. What fall in the circle is for God and church and whatis out of it is for me.
The rabbi:
-I have the best methode. I simply throw the money in the air. God keeps what He wants and what falls down is for me.