Day 21

1. 1000 legged bug

A guy wanted an unusual pet, so he goes to the local pet store and ask the owner about a different kind of pet. The guy said:

-I have a 1000 legged bug here and is really cute.

So the guy bought the 1000 leggged bug and took him home in a nice little box.
After a couple of hours he got bored and ask the 1000 legged bug if he would like to go to Franks Pub for a drink. No answer from the bug. Little bit later he ask again. Still no answer. Now the guy is getting angry and shouted louder:

-This is your last chance, do you want to go with me for a drink?
The bug lifts his head of the box and said:

-Will you please be quiet for a while! I heard you the first time but I need some time to put my damn shoes.

2. Bear and rabbit

There was a bear and a rabbit who hated each other and one day, walking through the forest they lived in they found a magical lamp. After a bit of fighting over it the bear took it and rubbed it, hoping for a genie to come out. When the genie came out of his lamp he promised the bear and the rabbit three wishes for each for releasing him from his lamp. The bear immediately said:

-I want all the bears in this forest to be female. The genie granted his wish. The rabbit thought about what to ask for a while and finally said:

-I want a motorbike suit. The suit appeared in front of him and he promptly put it on his body. The bear was confused about the rabbit’s wish but carried on with his second wish.

-I want all the bears from the neighbouring forests to be female. The rabbit then said:

-I want a motorbike.

The bear just couldn’t believe how strange the rabbit’s wishes were and shaking his head wished:

-I want all the bears in the world to be female. and the genie granted his wish.

The rabbit got on his new bike and rode off, and when he was some 50 feet away from the bear he yelled:

-I wish that this bear was gay!!!

3. Would you?

A man took his son to the zoo. They found the monkey cage very entertaining until the father noticed two monkeys in a compromising position which embarrassed him to no end because his son was watching.
He walked up to the keeper and asked if he could stop them. The keeper told him that they are in their natural habitat and could not do anything about it. The father asked the keeper:

-If I throw peanuts at them, do you think they would stop?
The keeper looked at the father in the eye and said:

-Would you?

4. What kind of hens are these?

A man was driving a Ferrari in the country side when he got overpassed by white hen. Very curious, he stops at a nearby farm and asks the farmer:

-I just got overpassed by one of your hens.I've never seen such thing. What kind of hens are these?

-It's a new rase, called The Great White. We grow them for meat.

-So, are they tasty?

-We don't know. We could never catch one to see.