Day 23

1. Millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire:
-To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire:
-I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer:
-Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?
Millionaire:
-Multi-Millionaire.


2. Larry's bar
A man goes to a shrink and says:
-Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?
-Relax. says the Doctor, Take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry’s bar.


3. Let's pretend we're married

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment,they both manage to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk,the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says:

-I'm sorry to bother you at this hour, but I'm awfully cold and I see that you have an extra blanket and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me blanket.
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says:

-I've got a better idea….let's pretend we're married.
-Why not. giggles the woman.
-Right then. he replies. Get your own f***ing blanket.

4. Just like kneeling

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender:
-Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with my woman.
-Oh yeah? said Charlie, And how did this one end?
-When it was over, she came to me on her hands and knees. Just like kneeling.
-Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?
-She said: "Come out from under the bed, you coward."